Many Lack Potable Water
0According to a recent U.N. report, more than one billion people worldwide lack access to clean drinking water. What do you think?
“The law of nature is 'adapt or die.' If those one billion people want to survive, they'll just have to evolve past the need to drink water.”
Jennifer Gerber –
Auditor“Yesterday, I poured a bunch of water down the drain after cooking some pasta. I could've helped an African with that water. I'm so stupid!”
Jesse Miller –
Clerk“This problem will be gone as soon as the earth's temperature increases enough to boil the world's lakes and streams, effectively sterilizing them.”
Mark Kunde –
Systems Analyst“I'm sorry, but if these people are too lazy to refill their Brita pitchers...”
Kristin Leffe –
Publicist“When I was a kid growing up in Love Canal, we didn't have uncontaminated water. Did we complain about it? No. We just shut up and got cancer.”
Mark Henley –
Musical Director“Thus we see the first tremors of what history will someday call 'The Volvic Wars.'”
Jeffrey Larsen –
Usher
