Mariah Carey Pregnant

American Voices • Entertainment • ISSUE 46•44 • Nov 3, 2010

Pop singer Mariah Carey announced that she and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting a baby next spring. What do you think?

“How inspirational. Now I'm going to go have a baby." ”
Jackie Vandermark –
Unemployed
“She's a brave woman to defy the doctors who said she shouldn't have children because of the risk of permanent damage to her ass shapeliness."”
Oren Bishop –
Systems Analyst
“That's great news! I was just heading to my shift at the suicide hotline and was totally drawing a blank on a reason why people should live."”
Sean Posa –
Counselor

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