American Voices

Mariah Carey Pregnant

November 3, 2010 | ISSUE 46•44

Pop singer Mariah Carey announced that she and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting a baby next spring. What do you think?

  • How inspirational. Now I'm going to go have a baby."

    Jackie Vandermark
    Unemployed

  • She's a brave woman to defy the doctors who said she shouldn't have children because of the risk of permanent damage to her ass shapeliness."

    Oren Bishop
    Systems Analyst

  • That's great news! I was just heading to my shift at the suicide hotline and was totally drawing a blank on a reason why people should live."

    Sean Posa
    Counselor

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