Mariah Carey Pregnant

Pop singer Mariah Carey announced that she and her husband Nick Cannon are expecting a baby next spring. What do you think?

  • “How inspirational. Now I'm going to go have a baby." ”

    Jackie Vandermark –
    Unemployed

  • “She's a brave woman to defy the doctors who said she shouldn't have children because of the risk of permanent damage to her ass shapeliness."”

    Oren Bishop –
    Systems Analyst

  • “That's great news! I was just heading to my shift at the suicide hotline and was totally drawing a blank on a reason why people should live."”

    Sean Posa –
    Counselor

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