Mariah Spawns Twins

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•18 May 3, 2011

Singer Mariah Carey gave birth to twins, one boy and one girl, on Saturday. What do you think?

  • “This settles it: She's way better than Whitney Houston.”

    Max Ferguson –
    Mine Surveyor

  • “Those lucky kids are going to get screamed at in octaves most children can only dream of." ”

    Nicki Udhin –
    Wig Dresser

  • “That's great news! Now our country finally has something to be happy about." ”

    Harlan Raven –
    Unemployed

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