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    Marijuana

    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•15 • Apr 15, 2008
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    • 'Tony's Law' Would Require Marijuana Users To Inform Interested Neighbors

      WASHINGTON, DC—Citizens spoke before Congress Monday in support of Tony's Law, a Senate measure that would require all marijuana-law offenders to inform their neighbors if they're holding.
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    • Drug Use Down Among Uncool Kids

      WASHINGTON, DC—According to a study released Monday by the Department of Health and Human Services, drug use is on the decline among uncool kids in the U.S.
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    • Drug Paraphernalia Visible In Photo Of Missing Cat

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    • Study: High Times Not A Gateway Magazine To Harder Readings

      NEW YORK—In spite of the long-held
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    • Woody Harrelson Spends Two Hours Drawing Marijuana Leaf On Binder

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    • Area Stoners Mistakenly Hold Massive Kemp Rally

      BOULDER, CO—A diverse group of marijuana advocates, or
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    • Area Stoner Convinced Everyone On TV Also Stoned

      ATHENS, GA—In a highly stoned statement made while sitting around watching late-night cable TV with his roommates Tuesday, Athens-area stoner Dirk Udell announced his conviction that everyone on TV is also stoned.
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    • Weed Delivery Guy Saves Christmas

      MADISON, WI—The holidays evoke images of carolers and hot cocoa, sleigh rides through the crisp country air, and chestnuts roasting on an open fire. But for the four residents of a drafty little apartment on Johnson Street, such holiday traditions seemed nothing more than fairy tales.
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    • Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son

      REEDSBURG, WI—Working-class father of four and veteran alcoholic James Schultz, 53, expressed deep disappointment Monday in his 19-year-old son Travis, for
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    • Led Zeppelin Bumper Stickers Now Probable Cause For Vehicular Search In 13 States

      SPRINGFIELD, IL—Illinois became the 13th state to recognize classic-rock-related auto decorations as grounds for waiver of a warrant.
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