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    Marriage

    Slideshow • marriage • ISSUE 46•27 • Jul 7, 2010
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    • Breakup Hints Misinterpreted As Marriage-Proposal Hints

      KNOXVILLE,  TN—Amanda Gentry, whose boyfriend has been acting odd and quiet as of late, hears wedding bells.
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    • Man Likes Woman So Much He Marries Her

      WELLTON, AZ—After making a bunch of sappy vows he probably meant, Leighty open-mouth kissed his bride in front of all the guests and nobody even tried to stop him.
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    • Voyeur Concerned About Lack Of Sex In Neighbors' Marriage

      EDWARDSVILLE, KS—Viewed through the lens of binoculars, the Hobsbaums' seemingly happy relationship reveals far too little.
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    • Husband Still Faithful After 42 Years Of Trying To Cheat

      SARASOTA, FL—"I could never be unfaithful to Helen," said the 63-year-old Arnold Schneider, who over the past four decades has unsuccessfully attempted extramarital relations with dozens of friends, acquaintances, work colleagues, and random strangers.
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    • Mattress King Selects Wife From Small Wisconsin Village

      OSHKOSH, WI—Following the proclamation, the Mattress King and his retinue celebrated with great relish at Tinker's Pub, where the Wild Turkey did freely flow.
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    • Divorced Branding Exec Generates Buzz Before Getting Back Out There

      CHICAGO—Recently divorced Saatchi & Saatchi branding executive Brad Stritch, 38, has already generated considerable buzz in the Chicago singles community about his return to the highly competitive world of dating, friends and coworkers told the press Monday.
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    • Husband, Wife Unaware They Are A Comedy Team

      GLENDALE, AZ—"Whether it's arguing over home mortgage payments, or why the godforsaken lights are always on, David and Sheila never disappoint," said a neighbor.
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    • Sierra Leone Diamond Miner Devastated By News Of Broken-Off Engagement

      KENEMA, SIERRA LEONE—"They had so much in common," said local diamond miner Muwomba D'akari before momentarily blacking out from extreme exhaustion. D'akari said he hasn't been this upset since his entire family was killed during Sierra Leone’s decade-long civil war.
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    • King Latifah Returns For Wife

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    • Goofy Guy Named Gary Enlivens Otherwise Intolerable Wedding Reception

      MINOT, ND—At the outdoor wedding reception of Kevin Thomas and Elaine Schroeder on Saturday, a party guest identified only as "Gary" alleviated tensions and endeared himself to guests with his unpredictable and irreverent actions, turning the miserable event into one of marginal tolerability, sources reported Monday.
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