American Voices

Martha's Mess

September 4, 2002 | ISSUE 38•32

Implicated in the ImClone trading scandal, Martha Stewart is now accused of illegally dumping her own company's stock, as well. What do you think?

  • You'd think Martha, of all people, would know how to put those worthless old stock certificates to good use instead of just dumping them.

    Linda Symanski
    Realtor

  • Have they built a jail cell strong enough to hold her?

    Benjamin
    Robison
    Systems Analyst

  • Poor Martha. She showed a lost and confused world how to spruce up those ho-hum wall sconces, and this is how we thank her.

    Beth Atkinson
    Graduate
    Student

  • oung Man "I really don't think it's right for us to act as Martha Stewart's judge, jury, and executioner. Executioner will have to do.

    Frank Bergin
    Contractor

  • Funny, the Martha Stewart Living web site doesn't mention anything about this.

    George Adamle
    Civil Engineer

  • First the Catholic Church, now Martha. Who's going to be left to make us feel bad about ourselves?

    Norman Linn
    File Clerk

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