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    Masculinity

    Slideshow • Local • ISSUE 46•32 • Aug 17, 2010
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    • Nation's Slicked-Back-Hair Men Rally Against Negative Hollywood Portrayal

      LOS ANGELES—Even though men with this hairstyle comprise just 3 percent of the US populace, activists argue, they make up 80 percent of TV villains and assholes.
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    • Ping-Pong Somehow Elicits Macho Posturing

      APPLETON, WI–The non-macho game of table tennis, popularly known as "ping-pong" for the bouncy little sound the ball makes, has somehow elicited tough-guy posturing and braggadocio from Appleton resident Tim Bergkamp, sources close to the 27-year-old revealed Monday.
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    • Empowered Man Murders Controlling Wife In Lifetime For Men Original Movie

      LOS ANGELES—The film chronicles the painful ordeal of a fun-loving mechanic who meets a seemingly perfect woman but must soon fight for his own life after she reveals herself to be a clingy, manipulative shrew.
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    • New Texas-Style Yogurt To Feed Man-Size Hunger For Yogurt

      MINNEAPOLIS—"Open wide boys," Yoplait representatives announced. "Whether you're a tough guy, a badass, or a stone-cold sonofabitch, this is the yogurt for you."
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    • Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish

      AOMORI, JAPAN—"He was so hot and exotic-looking," said 17 year-old Misaki Nakajima, referring to the obese, unemployed character played by John Candy in Uncle Buck.
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    • Area Man Thinking Up Funny Things To Say For Next Football Game

      MCKEESPORT, PA—Seeking to continue his longstanding tradition of cracking wise during NFL telecasts, die-hard Pittsburgh Steelers fan Glenn Patek, 34, has already begun brainstorming quips for the team's Dec. 8 game against the Houston Texans.
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    • How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son

      Expert stops by Today NOW! to show parents of girly sons costume tips to survive Halloween without accentuating their child's obvious homosexuality.
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    • Potential Baldness Cure Leads Man To Reverse Position On Stem-Cell Research

      CHARLOTTE, NC—Recent news of a potential cure for baldness has prompted area resident Chuck Tell to change his views on stem-cell research.
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    • ESPN Courts Female Viewers With 'World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition'

      BRISTOL, CT—Sports broadcasting giant ESPN, whose programming has long been a staple among male television viewers of all ages, made its first foray into women's sports programming with the introduction of the World's Emotionally Strongest Man Competition Monday.
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    • Sources: George Clooney Looking Good

      HOLLYWOOD—Clooney, whose steely gaze has captivated millions around the globe, has attained the highest possible scores in every known measure of attractiveness.
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