American Voices

Mass Transit Use Increases

July 28, 2006 | ISSUE 42•30

Predictably, rising gas prices have led to an increase in mass-transit use. What do you think?

  • Mass transit is a perfect solution. The thought of wasting money on gas disgusts me, and the thought of walking anywhere downright terrifies me.

    Julia Harrison
    Technical Consultant

  • On the bright side, the additional people on the subways gives me a whole new variety of potential stab victims.

    Joe Varick
    Office Manager

  • I miss being alone in my car. You should see the looks I get when I toss my empty McDonald's wrappers in the row behind me, sing along loudly to my music, and flip people off.

    Erik Doe
    Systems Analyst

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