Mass Transit Use Increases

Predictably, rising gas prices have led to an increase in mass-transit use. What do you think?

  • “Mass transit is a perfect solution. The thought of wasting money on gas disgusts me, and the thought of walking anywhere downright terrifies me.”

    Julia Harrison –
    Technical Consultant

  • “On the bright side, the additional people on the subways gives me a whole new variety of potential stab victims.”

    Joe Varick –
    Office Manager

  • “I miss being alone in my car. You should see the looks I get when I toss my empty McDonald's wrappers in the row behind me, sing along loudly to my music, and flip people off.”

    Erik Doe –
    Systems Analyst

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