Massachusetts Mayors Battle Melatonin Brownie

The mayors of Fall River, MA and New Bedford, MA are seeking to ban Lazy Cakes, a brownie containing 8 milligrams of melatonin, claiming the cartoon character on its package is being used to market the product to children. What do you think?

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  “Melatonin is a potent chemical that should only be available under the care of a professional GNC clerk.”

  Jackson Lett –
  Dial-Screw Assembler

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  “I always fall asleep after eating an entire cake of any kind, so the melatonin seems unnecessary to me.”

  Brianna Burns –
  Knife Setter

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  “Take it easy, mayors. Ted Kennedy's dead. You don't have to worry about him powering one down and then driving on the sidewalk.”

  Larry Gillan –
  Unemployed