Massachusetts Mayors Battle Melatonin Brownie

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•20 May 17, 2011

The mayors of Fall River, MA and New Bedford, MA are seeking to ban Lazy Cakes, a brownie containing 8 milligrams of melatonin, claiming the cartoon character on its package is being used to market the product to children. What do you think?

  • “Melatonin is a potent chemical that should only be available under the care of a professional GNC clerk.”

    Jackson Lett –
    Dial-Screw Assembler

  • “I always fall asleep after eating an entire cake of any kind, so the melatonin seems unnecessary to me.”

    Brianna Burns –
    Knife Setter

  • “Take it easy, mayors. Ted Kennedy's dead. You don't have to worry about him powering one down and then driving on the sidewalk.”

    Larry Gillan –
    Unemployed

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