American Voices

Math Skills Show Little Growth

October 21, 2009 | ISSUE 45•43

Testing of American fourth- and eighth-graders shows that only four out of 10 are proficient in mathematics, a figure that has not improved since 2007. What do you think?

  • Oh, no. All of our high-paying jobs differentiating between parallelograms and rhombuses are sure to go to the Chinese."

    Ann Gaddis
    Fan-Blade Aligner

  • Well, duh. Everyone knows history is where it's at."

    Patrick Fanning
    Galvanizer

  • Oh hell, when is the real world ever going to have any use for today’s American kids anyway?"

    Steve Weid
    Systems Analyst

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