American Voices

Mayhem In The Mideast

October 18, 2000 | ISSUE 36•37

Mideast peace efforts have broken down in recent days, with Israeli-Palestinian violence erupting throughout the troubled region. What do you think?

  • The U.N. should lay down the law: No more visits to the Wailing Wall or the Dome Of The Rock until a certain two ethnic groups learn to behave themselves.

    Grace Delaney
    Dental Hygienist

  • In these times of trouble, they should turn to the Bible.

    Michael Weathers
    Pastor

  • Right now, they're just throwing rocks at each other, but it could get much worse: I've heard rumors that Israel has the boulder.

    Peter Bryson
    Systems Analyst

  • Boy, whoever's mediating these discussions sure does suck.

    Omar Bilal
    Cashier

  • If only one side was a little darker so I could figure out who was right.

    Dan Voss
    Truck Driver

  • Maybe we need to stop thinking of this as a Mideast crisis and just think of it as Mideast culture.

    Diane DeSilva
    Speech Therapist

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