American Voices

McCain Chooses Palin As VP

September 1, 2008 | ISSUE 44•36

Republican presidential candidate John McCain has chosen Alaska governor Sarah Palin as his running mate. What do you think?

  • It's kind of sad watching my racist sexist dad, sitting silently in his recliner and slowly shaking his head."

    Ivan Prost
    Systems Analyst

  • As a woman, I am flattered by this scattershot pandering gesture.

    Teresa Burkhalter
    Vegetable Picker

  • Finally, somebody who can pull in the Alaskan/pro-life/moose-hunting/woman vote.

    Scott Wise
    Line Cook

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