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Office Janitor Asks To Work From Home
06.04.03 | ISSUE 39•21
Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
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Rumsfeld Makes Jerk-Off Motions As Powell Speaks At Cabinet Meeting
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Eric Clapton Ossifies
05.14.97 | ISSUE 31•18
Child Disciplined For Wasting Yarn
04.12.00 | ISSUE 36•13
Meredith Vieira’s Today Show Debut Marked By Uncomfortable Hour-Long Silence
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