McDonald’s To Offer New Fish McBites

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 49•04 • Jan 25, 2013

McDonald’s announced the upcoming launch of Fish McBites, roughly McNugget-sized fried fish pieces that are made from the same substance as the company’s Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. What do you think?

“Yeah, I know what a McBite is. I’m not an idiot.”
Elmer Youngreen –
Insecticide Sprayer
“Frankly, I think it’s unnatural to mold fish meat slurry into something other than a rectangle.”
Roxanne Boldroff –
Bill Collector
“Mmm! I love substance.”
Dino Borthwick –
Souvenir Assembler

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