McDonald’s To Offer New Fish McBites

McDonald’s announced the upcoming launch of Fish McBites, roughly McNugget-sized fried fish pieces that are made from the same substance as the company’s Filet-O-Fish sandwiches. What do you think?

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  “Yeah, I know what a McBite is. I’m not an idiot.”

  Elmer Youngreen –
  Insecticide Sprayer

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  “Frankly, I think it’s unnatural to mold fish meat slurry into something other than a rectangle.”

  Roxanne Boldroff –
  Bill Collector

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  “Mmm! I love substance.”

  Dino Borthwick –
  Souvenir Assembler