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McDonald's Unveils Healthier Image

April 21, 2004 | ISSUE 40•16

Last week, McDonald's announced plans to offer healthier menu items and encourage its customers to get more exercise. What do you think?

  • Their new 'infrasized meals,' where you can get one-third the food for an extra 99 cents, are definitely a step in the right direction.

    Donna Alexander
    Lab Assistant

  • Every location should have an amusement-park-style plywood Grimace that says, 'You cannot enter this McDonald's if you're more than this wide.'

    Jesse Perry
    Audiologist

  • Those McDonald's anti-obesity campaign materials are soon to be the prized possessions of every hipster from here to Tacoma.

    Martin Bryant
    Systems Analyst

  • I think it's brave. McDonald's is a very brave corporation.

    Bobby Melvin
    Nurse

  • I guess those playlands don't provide as solid a total-body workout as previously thought.

    Tonia Coleman
    Promotions Manager

  • Man, you can already smell the greasy stench of guilt every time you walk into a McDonald's. Do they have to lay more on?

    Adam H. Ross
    Sales Clerk

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