Last week, the Supreme Court upheld the federal government's right to ban marijuana use, even in states that allow it for medical reasons. What do you think?

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  This is sad news for me and other survivors of nausea.

  Irina Manta
  Systems Analyst

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  I was surprised by the judges' reaction to this whole thing. Especially Scalia, because, y'know, he's cool.

  Brian Netter
  Tile Setter

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  Well, can't these cancer patients paint, play sports, or listen to music instead of doing drugs? That's what they taught us in health class.

  Alan Schoenfeld
  Shoe Salesman

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  Dude, the small-government-advocating, states-rights-supporting conservatives must've been totally high when they wrote that decision.

  Daniel S. Korobkin
  Podiatirst

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  The Court made the right decision. Once you legalize the medical use of marijuana, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing medical use of harder narcotics, like morphine.

  Robert Yablon
  Banker

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  Great. Now how am I supposed to treat my recurrent case of Doritos Aversion Syndrome?

  Caroline Wilson
  Lab Supervisor