Medical Marijuana

Last week, the Supreme Court upheld the federal government's right to ban marijuana use, even in states that allow it for medical reasons. What do you think?

  • “This is sad news for me and other survivors of nausea.”

    Irina Manta –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I was surprised by the judges' reaction to this whole thing. Especially Scalia, because, y'know, he's cool.”

    Brian Netter –
    Tile Setter

  • “Well, can't these cancer patients paint, play sports, or listen to music instead of doing drugs? That's what they taught us in health class.”

    Alan Schoenfeld –
    Shoe Salesman

  • “Dude, the small-government-advocating, states-rights-supporting conservatives must've been totally high when they wrote that decision.”

    Daniel S. Korobkin –
    Podiatirst

  • “The Court made the right decision. Once you legalize the medical use of marijuana, it's only a matter of time before you start seeing medical use of harder narcotics, like morphine.”

    Robert Yablon –
    Banker

  • “Great. Now how am I supposed to treat my recurrent case of Doritos Aversion Syndrome?”

    Caroline Wilson –
    Lab Supervisor