Melo's Groin

Quote ISSUE 48•08 Feb 17, 2012

"Carmelo's injury really isn't that unusual or severe, as these things go, so we've had to be persistent in striking him repeatedly and forcefully in the crotch to prevent him from returning to the lineup." – Knicks team doctor Craig McConnell

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