OKLAHOMA CITY—Speaking to members of her book club Wednesday, 38-year-old Lorraine Stern explained it's not that she didn't enjoy this month's selection, it's just that she didn’t love it quite as much as some of the other members in the group seemed to. "No, no, I liked it, I really did," Stern said after offering her opinion of Kathryn Stockett's The Help. "There were just a few parts I didn't...You know what? I was pretty tired when I was reading the last chapter. It probably went over my head." Stern later discovered the warm spinach dip she brought, usually a book club favorite, had gone untouched the entire evening.
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