American Voices

Memorial Day Celebrations

May 28, 2007 | ISSUE 43•22

Today is Memorial Day. How will you be celebrating it?

  • I'm hoping that this year, remembrance of our fallen veterans will beat out Pirates Of The Caribbean among 8-to-15-year-olds, domestically.

    Milt Stuckey
    Labor Mediator

  • I'm not going to cheat on my husband, who's stationed in Afghanistan. Hi, honey! I love you!

    Michelle Voden
    Caterer

  • Oh, I don't know. Probably in the ER, saving lives, rebuilding crushed spines, removing bullets from hearts. Because that's how I spend every day–and emergencies don't observe holidays.

    Clyde Pellham
    Surgeon

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