American Voices

Men's Health Department Proposed

May 6, 2009 | ISSUE 45•19

Reps. Barron Hill (D-IN) and Tim Murphy (R-PA) introduced legislation that would create an Office of Men's Health within the Department of Health and Human Services. What do you think?

  • The first item on their agenda should be finally locating the elusive penis.

    Linda Fournier
    Name Plate Stamper

  • Health is for women and children. I plan to live with chronic pain and die early of an easily preventable ailment, just like my father and grandfather before me.

    Michael Chodat
    Systems Analyst

  • I don’t understand. I’ve already taken a hunter-safety course and my father showed me how to use a circular saw back in grade school. What other health issues does a man even have to worry about?

    Jim Summers
    Medical Technologist

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