10The Onion recently wrote that permanence is an illusion. We in the media strive to prevent metaphysical bias from coloring our reporting, and The Onion apologizes, even though news, like reality itself, is ephemeral.
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Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
Treasure Map
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.
