10The Onion recently wrote that permanence is an illusion. We in the media strive to prevent metaphysical bias from coloring our reporting, and The Onion apologizes, even though news, like reality itself, is ephemeral.
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Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.
Today's Date
Yesterday’s front page listed the date as June 19, 2013, which can’t be right. No, of course not, unless…unless the time machine ...
Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
