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    Metta World Peace

    Strongside/Weakside • sports • NBA Basketball • basketball • ISSUE 48•21 • May 19, 2012
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    Mr. World Peace changed his name last year in order to show he'd rejected the hooliganism that got him in trouble as Ron Artest, but he's also coming off a seven-game suspension for a blind elbow. Is he any good?

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