Michael Jackson Dead

Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?

  • “Why do the really weird celebrities who probably already wish they were dead anyway always have to die so young?"”

    Jenny Wedo –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I bet Janis, Jimi, Jim, Jerry, Kurt, Elvis, and Michael are having a jam session up in heaven right now. A horrible, cacophonous jam session because their styles clash too much.””

    Harold Dray –
    Meat Packer

  • “I'm really saddened by this, not as a music fan, but as an amateur theme park aficionado.””

    Paul Wasserstrom –
    Pharmacist