American Voices

Michael Jackson Dead

June 26, 2009 | ISSUE 45•30

Singer Michael Jackson died yesterday at 50. What do you think?

  • Why do the really weird celebrities who probably already wish they were dead anyway always have to die so young?"

    Jenny Wedo
    Systems Analyst

  • I bet Janis, Jimi, Jim, Jerry, Kurt, Elvis, and Michael are having a jam session up in heaven right now. A horrible, cacophonous jam session because their styles clash too much.”

    Harold Dray
    Meat Packer

  • I'm really saddened by this, not as a music fan, but as an amateur theme park aficionado.”

    Paul Wasserstrom
    Pharmacist

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