Microsoft Launches New Search Engine

In an attempt to recapture market share lost to Google, Microsoft has announced the launch of a new search engine it calls "Bing." What do you think?

  • “Bing? Interesting. I’ll have to Google that when I get home.””

    Goerge Wade –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Finally a search engine for the Zune age!"”

    Trina Jordan –
    Literary Agent

  • “Search engines are for lazy computer users who don’t have the fortitude to type random URLs until they find what they're looking for.””

    Paul Schepartz –
    Take-Away Attendant

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