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Microsoft Launches New Search Engine

June 1, 2009 | ISSUE 45•23

In an attempt to recapture market share lost to Google, Microsoft has announced the launch of a new search engine it calls "Bing." What do you think?

  • Bing? Interesting. I’ll have to Google that when I get home.”

    Goerge Wade
    Systems Analyst

  • Finally a search engine for the Zune age!"

    Trina Jordan
    Literary Agent

  • Search engines are for lazy computer users who don’t have the fortitude to type random URLs until they find what they're looking for.”

    Paul Schepartz
    Take-Away Attendant

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