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Microsoft Releases Security Patch

October 2, 2006 | ISSUE 42•39

Last week, Microsoft released a patch for a critical security flaw in its Internet Explorer web browser. What do you think?

  • Well, this meets all the criteria for things I'm most terrified of: something I don't understand at all and refuse to learn more about.

    Stefan Wells
    Campaign Consultant

  • Thanks, but I'll pass. I kind of like how the Nigerians rearranged my desktop.

    Layna Torgerson
    Pest Control

  • From what I gather, this patch works by plugging the remote code execution vulnerability in the VML, while a web page with VML when a rect tag is displayed in IE. Anyone who understands what this means has earned the right to attack my computer.

    Greg Anderson
    Line Cook

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