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Microsoft Vista Delayed

March 27, 2006 | ISSUE 42•12

Microsoft Vista, the first major overhaul of the Windows operating system in five years, has been delayed until the beginning of next year. What do you think?

  • This is going to severely impact my timetable for creating Vista-based viruses.

    Michael Lopez
    Systems Analyst

  • I'm not affected in the least. My TRS-80 Color Computer fills all my rudimentary document creation and Dungeons Of Daggorath needs.

    Bridget McCormick
    Soap Maker

  • Don’t worry, Mr. Gates. If your stock tanks because of this, we can totally sleep head-to-foot in my trundle bed.

    Keith Lane
    Millwright

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