Microsoft Vista Delayed

American Voicescomputers ISSUE 42•12 Mar 27, 2006

Microsoft Vista, the first major overhaul of the Windows operating system in five years, has been delayed until the beginning of next year. What do you think?

  • “This is going to severely impact my timetable for creating Vista-based viruses.”

    Michael Lopez –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I'm not affected in the least. My TRS-80 Color Computer fills all my rudimentary document creation and Dungeons Of Daggorath needs.”

    Bridget McCormick –
    Soap Maker

  • “Don’t worry, Mr. Gates. If your stock tanks because of this, we can totally sleep head-to-foot in my trundle bed.”

    Keith Lane –

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