1FORT MYERS, FL—Area resident Beatrice Sewell, 49, affirmed her faith Thursday in both her fourth marriage, to local dockworker Davey Sewell, 54, and the existence and compassion of angels. "I feel my own guardian angel watching over me all the time," said Sewell, an avid collector of angel-decorated potholders and wall hangings. "And I just know that David is the man for me, now and forever." Phenomena Sewell has previously expressed belief in include crystal therapy, phone psychics and her first three marriages.
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