Midwest Mumps Epidemic
The number of mumps cases has grown to more than 1,100 across eight Midwestern states in the largest outbreak in nearly two decades. What do you think?
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Finally. God has seen fit to punish Midwesterners for their depraved, decadent 'lifestyle.'
Sam Wilson
Baker -
Because of the swollen glands, we should also see a spike in Godfather impressions.
Becky Anderson
Beautician -
Every time a deadly disease affects people in the Midwest, you hear about it in the news. It's like New York and Los Angeles don't even exist.
Vlad Paretski
Herpetologist
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