Minnesota Bars Running Dry

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•29 Jul 18, 2011

Following a government shutdown in which bars in Minnesota were unable to renew their liquor-purchasing cards, many establishments are running out of alcoholic beverages to serve. What do you think?

  • “Just you watch, this is the first step in the Democrat agenda to turn America into a socialist, single-drinker state.”

    Terry Martsch –
    Systems Analyst

  • “I guess this is where the tourist slogan ‘Escape to Wisconsin to get completely shitfaced’ really pays off.”

    Maxine Nelson –
    Booster Assembler

  • “Look, I've got some old beers stashed in my closet from last August when my parents were out of town for a week. Anything for a price, Minnesota.”

    Eugene Plouf –
    Unemployed

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