American Voices

Missing Beatles Track Confirmed

November 18, 2008 | ISSUE 44•47

In an interview with the BBC, Paul McCartney confirmed the existence of a 14-minute track the Beatles recorded for an electronic music festival. What do you think?

  • Oh God. My doctor says it's bad for my blood pressure if my mind is blown for more than five minutes at a time.

    Jonathan Dunn
    Plumbing Wholesaler

  • As manager of a classic-hits station that's always trying to fill time, I'm thrilled to say this could be 'In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida' and 'American Pie' rolled into one.

    Kitty Barber
    Radio Station Manager

  • Maybe this discovery will finally reveal the secret of 'Eight Days A Week' to me. I don't get that song! A week has seven days!

    J.D. Sutton
    Assisted Living Coordinator

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