Swimming — Centennial, Colorado

Favorite Musical Artist: Who cares? Really, who the fuck cares?

Accomplishment: Once swam to bottom of pool and touched grate

Special Skills: Excellent breath control during post-race interview

Biggest Inspiration: Her coach, who bends over pool at every meet, yelling, “Swim! Swim! Swim a lot! Keep swimming!”

Weaknesses: Still has to hold nose underwater like little baby

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