3Last week The Onion mistakenly regretted an error made in a previous issue. It should be noted that The Onion lamented that particular error. The Onion regrets the error.
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Our Pleasure
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
Treasure Map
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
