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    Slideshow • Science & Technology • ISSUE 46•13 • Mar 30, 2010
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    • Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers

      SAN FRANCISCO—“Not only does it look awesome, but it can do pretty much anything you want as long as you believe in it,” said Paul Conrad, a loyal Apple consumer.
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    • Bluetooth Headset Worn Throughout Date

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    • New Portable Sewing Machine Lets Sweatshop Employees Work On The Go

      From our Bangladesh channel: The Smart Stitch is being hailed as a revolutionary garment factory that fits in the palm of your hand.
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    • Pet's Death Text Messaged

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    • Long-Lost Jules Verne Short Story 'The Camera-Phone' Found

      AMIENS, FRANCE—Literary scholars announced Monday that they have unearthed a 33-page handwritten manuscript of "The Camera-Phone," a short story believed to have been written in 1874 by French novelist Jules Verne, the man often considered to be the originator of modern science fiction.
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    • New Mobile-Device Purchase Makes Asshole More Versatile

      NEW YORK—The new BlackBerry 8703c has allowed total shithead Robert McClain to assign more work to his assistants while he is gambling in Atlantic City.
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    • Police: iPhone Left In Hot Car For Three Hours

      WINNETKA, IL—The iPhone was found lying face down on the dashboard showing no signs of life, but after a tense few seconds, officers were able to wake it.
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    • Family Cell-Phone Plan Area Family's Closest Bond

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    • Cell Phone Lost, Found, All In Thrilling Four-Minute Period

      PITTSBURGH, PA—Emotions quickly changed from panic to joy for University of Pittsburgh junior Evelyn Labaton when she lost, searched for, and found her Nokia 6230 Cingular Wireless cell phone Tuesday.
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    • New 'Noveller' Allows People To Post Novels They Write During Course Of Their Day

      SAN FRANCISCO—"I love it," said Sheena Wulf, a Novellist from  Kansas City, MO. "If I'm ever sitting in a coffee shop and my sense of alienation and utter detachment from contemporary life provides me with sudden insight into the world that helped shape my family, I just grab my phone and Novel it out to people."
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