Moisturizers Cause Cancer In Mice

Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?

  • “If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things.”

    Danielle Molinaro –
    Systems Analyst

  • “At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant.”

    LaVon Wilson –
    Networking Consultant

  • “What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?”

    Warren Peller –
    Backhoe Operator

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