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Moisturizers Cause Cancer In Mice

August 27, 2008 | ISSUE 44•35

Four moisturizers have been found to cause skin cancer in mice. What do you think?

  • If you're trying to sucker me into running a mouse-cancer 5K, I'm not going to do it. I've lost too many damn weekends to those things.

    Danielle Molinaro
    Systems Analyst

  • At least it made those tumors 41 percent more radiant.

    LaVon Wilson
    Networking Consultant

  • What about eye shadow? Can I still apply eye shadow to my mice?

    Warren Peller
    Backhoe Operator

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