0We would like to amend last Thursday's headline "Local Grocery Store Site Of Triple Murder" to read "Man Slays 3 In Grocery-Store Rampage," which is punchier. The Onion regrets the error.
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The Birthday Girl
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
Homegrown Terrorism
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
