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Area Ladle Named Secretary of Soup
12.17.96 | ISSUE 30•19
Local Student Also A Poet
New Candy To Hum And Glow In Mouths
12.10.96 | ISSUE 30•18
Data-Entry Clerk Reapplies Carmex At 17-Minute Intervals
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