The Onion has learned that an article published last week was incorrect, and that the moon will not disappear tomorrow. But what if it did, what then?
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.