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    Slideshow • Science & Technology • ISSUE 44•14 • Apr 5, 2008
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    • Coca-Cola Introduces New 30-Liter Size

      ATLANTA—The Coca-Cola Corporation held a press conference yesterday to announce that its soft drinks will soon be available exclusively in 30-liter plastic bottles. According to company spokespeople, Coke's decision to sell its product in what many consider to be overly large containers is not based on a specific study or survey of consumer demands, but rather on the company's desire to make a resounding display of its corporate might.
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    • New Prescription-Only Sandwich Extra Delicious

      NEW YORK—Pfizer formally introduced Hoagizine, a pharmaceutical-grade Turkey-Bacon-Guacamole Melt.
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    • Frito-Lay Angrily Introduces Line Of Healthy Snacks

      PLANO, TX—"Look at what you've reduced us to," said CEO Al Carey, as he disgustedly held up a bag of Cranberry Spinach Explosion snack chips.
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    • Kraft Introduces New Kraft Doubles For Couples

      NORTHFIELD,IL—Kraft officials claim that this is the first adjoined-cheese product that's both practical and sexy.
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    • New Sony In-Utero TV To Entertain Children In The Womb

      LOS ANGELES—The entertainment industry is abuzz following the Sony Corporation's unveiling Monday of the Utertron 9000, a state-of-the-art in-utero womb-entertainment system for children between the ages of minus nine months and zero.
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    • New Remote Control Can Be Operated By Remote

      TOKYO—Television watching became even more convenient this week with Sony's introduction of a new remote-controlled remote control.
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    • Home Homosexuality Test Now Available

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    • Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product

      SAN FRANCISCO—Apple claims the iLaunch can garner the same amount of press attention as a major scientific discovery, high court ruling, celebrity meltdown, or natural disaster at 200 times the speed of a traditional media-fostered launch.
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    • General Motors Introduces New Instant-Win Airbags

      DETROIT—With its market share down 11 percent, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest.
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    • Morning After Morning After Pill Re-Impregnates Guilt-Ridden Women

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