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    Slideshow • ISSUE 44•15 • Apr 25, 2008
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    • Stoners Bestow 1996 Medal Of Honor On Fritos

      AUSTIN, TX—In a formal ceremony cut short due to restlessness, the Fraternal Order of Stoners gathered Monday to award the 1996 Fraternal Order of Stoners Medal of Honor—the organization's most prestigious award—to the popular Fritos-brand corn chip.
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    • DEA Chief: Winners Occasionally Use Drugs

      WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise announcement with wide-ranging implications for U.S. narcotics policy, Drug Enforcement Administration director Thomas Constantine acknowledged Monday that some winners
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    • Huge Quantities Of Primo Shit Incinerated By Feds

      LAKE ARROWHEAD, CA—A ton of people up and down the coast were seriously bumming Monday, when the Drug Enforcement Administration announced the seizure and destruction of huge quantities of seriously primo shit.
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    • Hippie Will Tell You What The Real Crime Is

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    • Michael Vick: 'That Wasn't Marijuana, This Is Marijuana'

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    • Stoner Uncle All The Kids' Favorite

      AUSTIN, TX--Stoner Mike
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    • World's Top Scientists Ponder: What If The Whole Universe Is, Like, One Huge Atom?

      PALO ALTO, CA—Gathering for what members of the international science community are calling
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    • Stoner Regales Friends With Tale Of This One Bong He Saw In Iowa City Once

      MINNEAPOLIS—Area stoner Mike Cudahy, his eyes a deep red from five years of near-continuous recreational marijuana use, regaled friends and neighbors Tuesday with half-remembered tales of this one amazing bong he saw in Iowa City once.
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    • Police Seize 250 Pounds of Marijuana Smoker

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    • Stoner Architect Drafts All-Foyer Mansion

      MINNEAPOLIS–In the oft-overlooked field of stoner architecture, new talent often goes unnoticed. But that hasn't been the case for Minneapolis stoner architect Richard "Dick" Donovan, whose groundbreaking design for an all-foyer mansion is earning slack-jawed admiration from some of the most respected members of the Twin Cities stoner-architecture community.
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