American Voices

More Mideast Violence

December 12, 2001 | ISSUE 37•45

Last week, Hamas suicide bombers killed 25 in Jerusalem and Haifa, and Israel retaliated with air strikes. What do you think about the latest wave of Mideast bloodshed?

  • It's nice to see senseless religious violence back where it belongs.

    Isaac Dunham
    Systems Analyst

  • If only the parents of those Hamas militants had spotted the suicide-bombing warning signs in time.

    Mel Moreno
    File Clerk

  • Maybe someday they'll take my advice and put a huge lid on the entire region—just as soon as lid technology becomes sufficiently advanced.

    Paul Bergen
    Architect

  • I'm sorry. I answered this question for the media in 2000, 1999, 1998, 1996, 1994, 1991, 1989, 1986, 1982, 1979, 1978, 1976, and 1972. And once, in 1969, my dad answered for me.

    Pete Tyler
    Electrician

  • Why can't these people just get along? Oh, yeah... because they all think they've been specially chosen by God.

    Mary Winchell
    Homemaker

  • Hey, if I were denied a heavily disputed piece of land, I'd blow up innocent civilians with a crude bomb strapped around my midsection, too. No, wait, I wouldn't. That's fucking insane.

    Allison Flowers
    Graduate Student

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