American Voices

More TVs Than People

September 27, 2006 | ISSUE 43•27 ISSUE 42•39

The average American home now contains more televisions than people. What do you think?

  • Does that include the people on the televisions? Because they are just as much a part of my household as my children.

    Danielle Prediger
    Systems Analyst

  • Are you sure that report wasn't talking about books? I could see that being the case with books. As a nation, we love to read.

    George Riley
    Furrier

  • As a TV repairman and serial killer, I feel partly to blame for this problem.

    Lionel Kelley
    TV Repairman

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