Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse

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Morrissey Stable After Onstage Collapse

October 27, 2009 | ISSUE 45•44

Former Smiths singer Morrissey is in stable condition after developing breathing problems and falling to the ground during a performance in Swindon, England. What do you think?

I'm tempted to say something sour and deprecating about Morrissey, but I'm sure he's already put it into verse."

James Mick
Utilities Equipment Repairer
Nothing affirms the dreary sameness of life like surviving a near-death experience just to do the same thing again tomorrow."

Jess Pitkin
Maintenance Planner
What a coincidence. At that very moment I was listening to 'There Is A Light That Never Goes Out,' as I do every moment of every day."

Vernon Marine
Convenience Store Supervisor

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