Mountain Dew Introduces 'Kickstart' Breakfast Drink

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 49•07 • Feb 13, 2013

On February 25, PepsiCo will roll out its new line of caffeinated Mountain Dew Kickstart sparkling juice beverages, which will be marketed as an alternative to coffee or tea. What do you think?

“Great! I do most of my skysurfing in the morning.”
Richard Poitier –
Bench Assembler
“You know, there are many mornings when I’m having my coffee and I wonder if there isn’t some Dew I should be doing.”
Celia Vassallo –
Horticulturalist
“Nice. I’ve been looking for just the right beverage to wash down the Jimmy Dean Pancakes and Sausage on a Stick I like to eat on the bus.”
Chris Gutierrez –
Tape Duplicator

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