American Voices

Mountain Dew's New 'World Of Warcraft' Beverages

June 15, 2009 | ISSUE 45•25

Mountain Dew has released World Of Warcraft–branded "game fuel" in Horde Red and Alliance Blue. What do you think?

  • I hope they extend this to other games, like bridge, and have a north, south, east, and west version.”

    Ray Filardo
    Systems Analyst

  • Look at all these idiots here who think I'm part of the Horde just because I bought a red soda. Fools! I can't believe it worked.”

    Paula Weston
    Java Security Consultant

  • Mountain Dew should stop kissing flabby loser ass and get back to its proud hillbilly shitkicker roots.”

    Doug Hynes
    Forklift Operator

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