The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.
More Corrections
Blank Paper
Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.
Julie
In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.
Cucumber Mixup
In Monday’s issue, we misspelled “cucumber” as “konkowbar.” We regret the error.



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