CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•46 Nov 14, 2012

In Wednesday’s article about the double shooting on Oakwood Avenue, the order of the crimes was accidentally reversed. It was murder, then suicide. The Onion regrets the error.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.