American Voices

Museums Raided Tombs?

November 30, 2005 | ISSUE 41•48

Thousands of artifacts that have been taken from tombs around the world often make their way to prestigious museums. What do you think?

  • Well, it would certainly explain the recent upsurge in mummy-curse-related murders at the Met.

    Megan Crawford
    Systems Analyst

  • That must be why Getty director Dr. Michael Brand was digging up my mom's corpse last week. It doesn’t explain why he was fucking it, though.

    Michael Dougan
    Pharmacist

  • Look, I'm a realist. I just don't believe in all this superstitious nonsense about 'archaeology' and 'museums.'

    Tyler Soria
    Loan Officer

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