Naked Chocolate Jesus Nixed

American Voicespatriotismfoodreligionsex ISSUE 43•14 Apr 4, 2007

A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director to resign. What do you think?

  • “If I had that sculpture, I would trade it in a heartbeat for thirty chocolate coins.”

    Linda Steckler –
    Animal Handler

  • “At least the museum administrators can make good on the stipulation in his contract that guarantees him a Jesus made of chocolate if he ever resigns.”

    Denny Johnson –
    Attorney

  • “If not for Easter, then when? Christmas hardly seems appropriate.”

    Marcus Gimino –
    Loan Officer