American Voices

Naked Chocolate Jesus Nixed

April 4, 2007 | ISSUE 43•14

A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director to resign. What do you think?

  • If I had that sculpture, I would trade it in a heartbeat for thirty chocolate coins.

    Linda Steckler
    Animal Handler

  • At least the museum administrators can make good on the stipulation in his contract that guarantees him a Jesus made of chocolate if he ever resigns.

    Denny Johnson
    Attorney

  • If not for Easter, then when? Christmas hardly seems appropriate.

    Marcus Gimino
    Loan Officer

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