Naked Chocolate Jesus Nixed

A Manhattan art gallery scrapped its plans to exhibit a naked chocolate Jesus in the week preceding Easter, causing the gallery's artistic director to resign. What do you think?

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  “If I had that sculpture, I would trade it in a heartbeat for thirty chocolate coins.”

  Linda Steckler –
  Animal Handler

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  “At least the museum administrators can make good on the stipulation in his contract that guarantees him a Jesus made of chocolate if he ever resigns.”

  Denny Johnson –
  Attorney

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  “If not for Easter, then when? Christmas hardly seems appropriate.”

  Marcus Gimino –
  Loan Officer