American Voices

Naomi Campbell Assaults Maid

April 4, 2006 | ISSUE 42•13

Supermodel Naomi Campbell was arrested for throwing a phone at a housekeeper, making this her third assault accusation to date. What do you think?

  • She's getting a little long in the tooth for this modeling business. Seems to me she's just trying to make a graceful transition to roller derby.

    David Grubbs
    Cashier

  • I, for one, will never be able to look at her half-naked body the same way again.

    Jan Fine
    Senior Export Licenser

  • Can't we let her go one more time? She's only got two or three more good years left on her.

    Sooyoung Park
    Carpet Installer

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