American Voices

Narnia Targeted To Christians

December 7, 2005 | ISSUE 41•49

The film adaptation of The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe, the first installment of the Chronicles Of Narnia series, is being marketed strongly to a Christian audience. What do you think?

  • Do they realize this movie is all about people coming out of closets?

    Marta Osburn
    Travel Agent

  • It's high time we Christians fought back against those Hollywood elitists with our own movie about sorcery and witchcraft.

    Harry Sousa
    Solderer

  • Instead, they should market King Kong to Christians. Wouldn't it be awesome if Jesus were an enormous, rampaging ape?

    Cody Slaughter
    Sales Agent

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